What, is that too loud for you?

Bling bling bling!! Beep beep! Rrrraawrr, rraaawwwrrr! WooOOoo wooOOoo woOO! "IT'S TIME TO PLAAAY!" (Oh my gawd where is the volume button??!) That's right, it's annoying. So my fellow mommyfriend Lisa and I decided a while back that we were going to do something about it. You know, start a noiseless toy revolution. "Noiseless," meaning "without electronic, artificially created, battery-operated innards." Then it wasn't talked about for a while, and then late one night...voilà! Here you are: The Official Toys Without Noise Weblog. Here, you shall find articles and reviews about fantabulous toys that do all sorts of amazing things without making you want to pierce your eardrums with a ballpoint pen. Here, you shall find an ever-growing collection of links where you can buy said toys. Here, you shall ask your questions, post your comments, and stamp your foot about the forever frustrating phenomenon of obnoxious and noisy toys. Batteries never included.